Look, we know you’re not the kind of person who can back a ’90s shoulderbag or rely on the trunk of a Volvo. But after you’ve taken a closer look at the new trends in nail polish, you may learn to embrace that heavier, gaudy “Oh, that thing’s so old”? you’ve always had in your closet.

Not every woman has that kind of money, but we think you can do pretty well if you’ve just got a few dollars. Early this year, it was estimated that Americans spend an average of $892.71 on beauty products, and the majority of that money is spent on beauty products on beauty products on beauty products.

Last year, one beauty blogger spent just over $1,300 on one bottle of nail polish that she ponied up for as a “manicure ” and, of course, a selfie. While any manicure, whether acrylic or custom, would be worth $1,300, the white lacquer that sparked an online beauty craze has become such a hot staple that prices have fallen in recent months. Your own personal “Manicure” may cost you half the price of a jar of Jelly Shell, and you’re scoring 10 shades of the same green hue. (Admittedly, not every shade is seen as trendy with this brand, but it does suit everyone.)

The color especially has an anti-aging brand synergy with bottles of Abenaki skincare and creams sold at the same discount level. That means you can get the flashy, glittery, glam colors that we’ve grown so used to seeing on runway shows and the red carpet without even trying! If you’re not a fan of that unapologetic feminine hue, there are other types of green that run the gamut from semi-matte to woody peach. Though you might just go with a texture instead, we think you’ll look totally cool at the office next month in a shiny Blackout.